The Bible says it's alright to be a bitch:
Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Jerusalem.
Jesus drove a Honda:
All the disciples were in one Accord.
The first mention in the Bible of Drugs:
The adultress getting stoned...
of Elasticity:
Jesus tying his ass to a tree and then walking 40 miles into the desert
of Soccer:
Jesus going up for the cross
of Motorcycles:
The roar of David's Triumph was heard through out the land.
of Sex:
Jesus going to Mount Olive....then getting laid in the tomb
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