The Bible says it's alright to be a bitch:
Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Jerusalem.
Jesus drove a Honda:
All the disciples were in one Accord.
The first mention in the Bible of Drugs:
The adultress getting stoned...
of Elasticity:
Jesus tying his ass to a tree and then walking 40 miles into the desert
of Soccer:
Jesus going up for the cross
of Motorcycles:
The roar of David's Triumph was heard through out the land.
of Sex:
Jesus going to Mount Olive....then getting laid in the tomb
Sunday, May 4, 2014
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Cicero and the Travelling Arcadians
Cicero relates the story of two traveling Arcadians who went to
different lodgings--one to an inn, and the other to a private house.
During the night the latter dreamed that his friend was begging for help.
The dreamer awoke; but, thinking the matter unworthy of notice, went to
sleep again. The second time he dreamed his friend appeared, saying it would
be too late, for he had already been murdered and his body hid in a cart,
under manure. The cart was afterward sought for and the body found.
Cicero also wrote, ``If the gods love men they will certainly disclose
their purposes to them in sleep."

Tuesday, May 7, 2013
So much has already been written concerning dreams and
their interpretation that a lengthy discussion of the subject is
out of place even in such a work as this; however, for the
benefit of those who are inclined to be skeptical, a brief historical
review of the theory of dreams cannot be avoided. It
is plain that even in the savage's conception of dreaming there
is room for the thought of a Divine announcement, the essence
of which so to speak lies in the fact that it conveys to the
dreamer something which the Divine personage wishes him to
know, whether it be the will of this Being in the shape of a
command, or a prohibition, or some fact as yet unknown, past
or future, the knowledge of which will be of practical value
to the recipient.
The Divine communication which thus makes use of the
medium of a dream will, it is plain, vary considerably in the
degree of its intelligibility. Sometimes the meaning of the
message is obvious and unmistakable; the actions to be performed
and the facts to be known are revealed plainly and directly;
in such cases there is little need of a dream book, on
the other hand the communication may be disguised and only
partially divulged by symbol, in which case there arises the
necessity of an art of interpretation. Spencer says: "It follows
from what has been said respecting the novelty of dream combinations
that many of the usual images which make up
so large a bulk of our dreams cannot easily be fitted to any
actual order of events; they must be regarded as symbolic.
Accordingly we find that the symbolic function of dreams has
been fully recognized in all the theories of dreaming now dealt
with; agreeably with this supposition the task of deciphering
dream symbols gradually grew into a skilled art.''
Homer declares that dreams are sent by the gods intended
to enlighten but often deceiving.
Thus it will be seen that in all ages and by all classes have
dreams been held in reverence as coming from the spirit world.
The art of interpretation being crude and unreliable at first,
has made rapid strides in the last two centuries.
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